Total Medals Earned: 276 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,170 Points
Medals Earned: 11/18 (125/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 8/28 (80/480 points)
Open the second gift.
Open the first gift.
Open the fourth gift.
Defeat the Goth Chick.
Open the third gift.
Defeat the Lackey.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a combo of 100.
Use Singing Spirit to defeat 10 enemies.
Get a combo of 200.
Defeat 10 enemies while airborne.
Defeat any boss with the Spirit Horses.
Defeat any boss with the Singing Spirit.
Use Spirit Horses to steal lips from 5 enemies.
Block 50 attacks.
Open the fifth gift.
Defeat any boss with the Ultimate Spirit.
Defeat 5 enemies with the same combo.
Avoid all the hazards while riding Buddy.
Open the sixth gift.
Use Ultimate Spirit to defeat 6 enemies at once.
Get a combo of 300.
Beat Fred without taking a single hit.
Defeat Fred and Save Christmas!
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/275 points)
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 25/46 (240/490 points)
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Monk!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Reach the Second Area!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Carry 350 Coins
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Use your Second Wind!
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Get -3 in any stat!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 9/16 (155/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.